So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
birth control should be required to get into college
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
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