You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
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