Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
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the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
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if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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