I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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