i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
