New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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