how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
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Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
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I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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