But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Life is so much better after having sex.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
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Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
So much Jack, so little girl.
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I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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