quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
he's gonorrhea incarnate
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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