Pussy?
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Wat do u mean how?
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
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just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
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I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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