Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
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if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
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He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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