sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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