I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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