Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
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There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
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On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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