The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
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it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
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If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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