I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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