so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
