in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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