sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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