Midget sex pt 2 tonight
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Randomize
