You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
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I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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