i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
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just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
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well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
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