He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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