Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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