playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
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I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
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Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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