He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Randomize
