I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Houston, we have a squirter
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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