On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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