Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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