I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
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i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
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I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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