All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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