At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
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Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
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Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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