i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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