What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
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You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
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Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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