I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
