yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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