Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
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We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
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the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
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