This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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