Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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