Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
Please, let me fuck your mom
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
My boob is missing a layer of skin
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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