I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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