So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
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I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
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I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Couch. On fire.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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