She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
