in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
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connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
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I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
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