i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
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So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
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okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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