just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
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