1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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