you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Randomize