Girls should come with a carfax report
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
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Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
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My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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