Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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