And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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