I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
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Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
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I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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