the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
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Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
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We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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