So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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