another moral hangover. fuck.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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